People have been asking me to do a fart video for years, and I finally decided to do it. If you are one of those people, it is your lucky day. If this sells I will make more fart vids for you. I must be allergic to eggs because every time I eat them it makes me have terrible smelling gas. Luckily, I had the camera ready for the big farts to come out. And I do mean big because have you seen the size of this ass? 57 inches around and every bit of it round. My fat belly is just full of farts today! So stinky! Ew. No more eggs for me… that is… until my next fart video…