Going through some boxes of papers and magazines, I came across the reason you haven't been giving me attention lately: your comic book collection. I've just about had it with you, so I will teach you a lesson. Right in front of you, I rip your precious little books into pieces. Sometimes I just rip them in half. Sometimes they are shredded to bits. Your prized possessions are unrecognizable and lay in shards at my feet. Now will you pay more attention to me? This scenario is based on a true story!