well well well, looks like some fucked up voyeur installed a secret camera in my living room! watch me as i get in on a sunday evening and call my bff for a catch up. listen for a whole 20 minutes as i tell her all about this clingy weird guy that won't stop texting me, before comparing him to the hot spanish guy that i had a fling with while on holiday. last, listen as we scoff about stupid men that buy us [***] in the hope of getting laid. you've always wanted to know what girls talk about when we're alone right? well now you can!