I walk onto screen, munching some chocolate. I'm sooo hungry all the time, I just can't stop eating. I guess that's what happens when you're impregnated by Aliens?? Don't look at me, I'm a mess, my belly is so big. It just keeps growing and growing. I rub my belly as I show you how big it is. I don't know how I could possibly get any bigger, but each day I'm growing and swelling. I grab some lotion and begin to rub it onto my belly, showing you closeup and pushing it out. Towards the end I begin to pant and I tell you that you need to get me to the hospital IMMEDIATELY.