Today I'm getting an amazing workout as I jump, stomp, step, and kick my little human mat. I start easy with some light stepping and bouncing, but I gradually stomp and kick and jump harder and harder. I'm going to put all of my weight on his face, then crush and slap his dick and balls! Wow, I'm really working up a sweat! Maybe I'll even make him smell my dirty, stinky, sweaty shoes and lick my feet. Will the trample mat be able to handle it?