

You're actually SUCH a fucking loser. Like seriously...unlikeable, lonely, and pathetic. You only have your money to rely on because you're otherwise pitiful. You bring around a weak and wormy pathetic demeanor that would even make the ugliest man laugh at you. Who would've thought you'd be the main contestant in the loser olympics. Meek, pathetic, small, and incapable. Perhaps? It's time you truly indulge in what it means to be a wallet. By nature and by design you're meant to dispense money, become a mute, and never to be physically perceived unless you're walking around barking with a BLACK collar and matching Amex Centurion card.