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Hey, man, is your old lady groovy? Does she care if you fuck other people? She does? Too bad. Is she at least a freak in the sack? Does she let you go in the back door? She doesn't? Wait, have you EVER fucked a woman in the ass? You haven't? Well then, your old lady can't possibly object to you trying something with me that she doesn't even want to do! Don't worry, I won't let you fuck my pussy or mouth, or even touch my tits. All you're gonna to do is pound me in the shitter in every position while I run my dirty mouth until I have an anal orgasm and you blow your load in my dumper.