Now sweetie, what did you want to show step-mommy? Something on your computer? Is it broken? Do I need to call the IT guy again? No? Then what it is? Okay, I just open up this...oh my word. Sweetheart, these are pictures of your penis! You want step-mommy to look at your penis and tell you how it compares to other penises? Oh honey, step-mommy thinks your penis is the best! A 10/10! Actually...well...you want to rub your penis in front of step-mommy while I tell you..okay go ahead and stroke for step-mommy sweetie