Do you remember the moment you realized your dick was unsatisfactory in size? Perhaps you were one of the unlucky ones to realize during sex. She whispered the four words every man dreads to hear, "is it in yet?" You have one job as a male human, and that is to successfully procreate. But you? You can't even do that. All you need is a dick that'll do the job. You've failed. You've failed thousands of years of human history and all women laugh. All men laugh too. The size of your useless dick is comedic material