The scent of my sweaty gym socks makes you tingle in ways you've never experienced before. Maybe you never considered yourself a foot-lover previously until you met me, or maybe they've always been your weakness. Either way, you've found yourself irrevocably enveloped with adoration for my supple soles, high arches, & suckable toes - especially right after a workout. You'd do anything to suckle my salty sweat off of my bare feet, isn't that right subbie?