We have a wiiinnneeer! Congratulations for being the MOST PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A MAN. WOW I couldn’t believe my eyes how many of you have such itty bitty dicklets but one of you just won this title, at least for the moment I will put a shame crown on someone and let everyone know who’s the biggest loser of all. I have to say this clip was the most hilarious to make, couldn’t stop laughing as I was opening all the contest pictures and stories.