I suppose we really should talk about the elephant in the room, right? I will admit it, finally… I am only really with you because of your money. I know your dick is small, and you can’t help that, but your wallet and generosity is huge! I love how you take care of me and support me in so many ways, and it’s not your fault that your cock isn’t big enough to satisfy me. But don’t worry, I have no reason to leave you, in fact, I’ll just use your money to buy dildos and vibrators to satisfy myself with sexually instead of getting a different partner! How can I walk away from someone who helps me in every single other way and who has such a useful wallet!