It's that time of the month and I am feeling RAVENOUS! I am SO hungry and I am SO ready to devour and swallow tiny, little human snacks until I feel full, bloated, and satisfied! I don't care HOW MANY it takes! And it looks like YOU are FIRST! I am going to taste you and give you a close-up view of the inside of my mouth before I swallow you whole! You should feel HONORED!