I'm sooo pregnant and I really feel it now, especially being a whole week overdue. My clothes are tight, my ankles are swollen and I can't get comfortable, no matter what I do. I've tried absolutely everything to kick start labour. Ok, well maybe not *everything* but since it's just you and me in the house, I can't exactly tick off the sex one, can I? I mean, you're my step-Son, that would be so wrong. Arghhhh...... although honestly I would do anything right now. Hmm, would that be really crazy?? Oh, step-Son, please. Please fuck me right now, I NEED you to. I need you to fuck Step-Mommy into labour!!