Babe what the fuck!? Why are you jacking off?? You were supposed to be getting ready to go! AND IN THE LIVING ROOM OF ALL PLACES!? Seriously? I'm standing here yelling at you and you're not gonna stop??? UGH whatever, I'll just do it with my titties so it'll go faster. My mouth too? I already did my FUCKING makeup! Okay, fine! Don't look so happy - I'm still really mad at you. And don't you DARE make a mess! Just hurry up and cum so we can leave.