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I know you’ve been fighting your urges to cave and give in to PORN again- for the interest of your relationship and all. Today you’ll happily fall off the wagon, with dick in hand, and commit to ME- your PORN mistress. I’m so much better than her- no nagging, no hassles, no stress , JUST PLEASURE. Jerk for me, putting her out of your mind, and show me how much you’ve missed your true loves- ME AND PORN.