I went to visit my friend and see her apartment. I arrive and start to look at her forniture and to brag about how much my apartment and forniture are better. In fact, I am better than her in every way, it is so difficult to be me, a business rich woman. I keep humiliating my friend and apartment while I look around with my unaware buttcrack and farts. I fart the whole time. Sometimes it gets difficult to move because of my jeans and I fall on the floor and roll around while farting.