After a long day all I really wanted was to come home and have a nice glass of soda. Mmm, I love root ****! I'm going to tell you about my day while I enjoy my tasty beverage, but oops! My top is unbuttoned! AND my pants are unzipped. I didn't even notice! Oh well. I'm just so gassy today. All this soda makes me burp over and over again. Whew. I'm so bloated and my belly is full of air! I better keep belching to get all this air out