"Oh! Hi! Daddy told me you'd stop over when I was home from school.. to pick up a tool or something? He said you'd know where it is! Oh, under my bed? Really? That's weird. Okay, let me check. Oh my gosh, could you see up my skirt? I'm so embarrassed! Why are you looking at me like that...? Well, I guess you are pretty sexy, for a Dad. But I've known you my entire life! You've watched me grow up! It wouldn't be right!"