for weeks, months, years... i've been working to create the perfect diaper. a diaper that will change itself! working late in the laboratory one night, my experiment is almost complete! after just a few minor adjustments, and a healthy jolt of electricity, my creation comes to life! at last, my greatest ambition has been realized! but something has gone wrong -horribly wrong. the diaper turns on me and attacks me. i wake up confused, lamenting my years of work tipsy, and then i realize... the diaper has attached itself to me! i'll be a laughing stock at the mad scientist convention. what's worse, the diaper makes me lose control of my bowels and i mess myself right there in the laboratory. i wished only to create life, but instead i have created a monster