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(Includes stroke beat) It’s no secret, you’ve been STARVED! Starved, and deprived of your greatest euphoric pleasure. Goddess Alissa. It’s been months since you last saw me, and your life has been dull and empty in my absence. The connection you have to me is unbreakable and magnetic. You’re a goonaholic, of course I knew you would stroke for others while I was away but they don’t compare to your Queen. In fact, it only made you miss me more. I let you nibble on appetizers, now it’s time for the main course. It’s time to reignite that spark between us, it’s time to give your life purpose again. IT’S TIME TO GOON! Cancel your plans, drop everything and prepare for a ********* like you’ve never felt before. The goon god is back, and I’m going to remind you why I’m irreplaceable. Are you scared gooner? You should be.