The rules: 1. Roll the die 2. Multiply the number by 10...that's the number of seconds I have to use my Hitachi for 3. Multiple the number by 4...that's the number of times I have to slap my pussy or clit 4. Remove that many cards from the deck (it's a two-deck deck) 5. Repeat Oh yeah, and no orgasms until THE ENTIRE DECK is cleared!