OMG I LOVE my new strap-on dildo! Don't you? LOL, if you don't it's just cos you're envious. Yours isn't as big as MINE! Well, tell you what, let's measure both. If YOU win, I have to do a forfeit, and if I win, I get to put you in chastity, chain you to the radiator, and make you do something humiliating, of MY CHOICE. Whoops, I WIN!!! Poor you, hope this chastity device isn't too uncomfortable for you. Shall we measure your cock again now? Hahahaha!
