I know I am not your regular urologist, but I had the opportunity to look through your case file and I see some, interesting notes. One of which is the phrase "big balls". Though This is not exactly scientific, it did make me curious if you would be a good candidate for a study that I am doing that will increase the size of men's testicles. This would not only help your long term health, it is also a feature that many women find attractive. It is important for me to find candidates who have the ability to "grow". Would you be interested? Fabulous, I will have you apply this creme and see you in a months' time. Oh good, you're back. It looks as if my formula has been a success! Your balls are now pendulous, juicy and sloshing with a thick heavy load. Good. Now I will tell you my true intentions. You see, I collect men's balls, the bigger the better, which is why I created this study. I am going to take your nuts home with me. I am going to castrate you and put you with the rest of my stable of large, juicy balls.