WTF? Did you just cum all over my thigh high boots? Sounds like you have a boot fetish and you have something else too: a tiny dick! It is so small, you can't grasp it and pump like a real man. You have to use tweezers! How pathetic. I bet you have to stuff your boxers with socks so it looks like you have a bulge. WOW! Could you get any more inferior? I think I'm going to kick you in the balls for prematurely ejaculating all over my boots. You deserve it, loser. Now spread 'em!