You're obsessed with my feet. My beautiful toes and crinkled soles drive you wild. You want to be underneath them forever, you say? Well, I can make that a reality. I'll turn you into one of my shoes with a bit of magic. You're not good enough to be something pretty like one of my heels, no, but I can turn you into something simple, like a plain, brown flat. Something for everyday use so I can sweat into you regularly. You'll be pleasantly silent as a shoe, you know, as I walk you through the dirt and grime of my daily routines. I'll just ignore you entirely once I slip you on - you'll just be my stupid shoe for the rest of your days!