NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER LICK THE BOTTOM OF SOMEONE’S SHOES, BUT YOU WOULD LICK ANY SMELLY DISGUSTING SHOE THAT’S BEEN WORN BY ME. THEY GO EVERYWHERE, HAVE TRAVELLED AROUND THE WORLD! YOU ARE THE WORTHLESS PET WILL DRAG YOUR TONGUE THROUGH EVERY CRACK AND CREVICE OF MY DIRTY SNEAKERS. I WANT THAT TONGUE TO BE BLACK FROM ALL THAT DIRT UNDER MY SOLES. MAYBE IF YOU DO A GOOD JOB GETTING MY SHOES CLEAN, I’LL LET YOU WORSHIP MY SWEATY SOCKS AND FEET TOO.