Walk in and rip a good fart. Reach in pants and pick wedgie.
You kick off your shoes showing your dirty socks talking about belly rumbling. "I shouldnt had cake and ice cream at the party today."
While you show off your socks, rub them on each other. Start ripping farts while showing off your socked feet to camera. Call your man on your phone and talk about whatever for few minites....farting the whole time. One time acknowledge that you did fart and say sorry. Hang up rub feet a little. Rip a wet one...jump up and say "i got to po op" hold cheeks