Hey, loser! Did you really think you could escape me? Even though I'm on vacation while you sit at home and stroke it, I'm still watching you. I'm still the boss of you. So why would you think I'd let you focus on any other woman BUT me? All of this porn is just a DISTRACTION from where your attention SHOULD BE-- on serving ME and ME alone. All you will get off to going forward is your submission to me, being cucked and denied by me all while catering to my every whim. That's why I've created the V1RAV1RUS, a specially designed malware designed to take over your computer so that I can monitor you (and make sure you aren't getting into any of that pesky porn) and act accordingly if you do anything I don't like! No more porn stash, only ME!!