Hey honey-- you ate all of your breakfast, right? I know.. I'm acting strange. It's just... I kind of put something in your cereal this morning. Don't freak out! I just knew you wouldn't take it if I told you what it was.... Hold on! It's just something I picked up from the psychic that opened up downtown recently.
I know. You don't believe in any of that... But I went to her and told her about the problems we've been having... about how my boobs are too small, and it's been affecting our relationship. I know you say they're fine, but I know you'd prefer them larger... and I don't want surgery. So she told me to give you this special potion.
Why you and not me? Well that's the interesting part you might not mind... She said after you take the potion, I'm supposed to... well... jerk your cock. The more I pump it, the more my tits will grow. Supposedly they can grow as big as you want them to! They'll be your perfect size, honey...
Besides, what's the worst that could happen? You get a free handjob? Come here... Let's do this