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Wait, I know you from highschool, since when do we go to the same college?? Awe, so who is this cute girl you're talking to, a perspective girlfriend perhaps? Well let me tell her all about how I used to bully you! But you know what? For old times sake I'm going to pants you in front of her and then give you a few wedgies while she watches. Oopsies, I guess you definitely don't have a chance with her now...