Jealousy is very unbecoming, my little cucky. Envious of my little cocktail dates where I get fucked by real men? How silly. Then I'll indulge you in a little cocktail date of our own, right here. I'll mix your draft myself. How kind of me to pay such attention to you, don't you think? Let me start with a heavy pour of my spit. The spit that I've swapped with my lovers. You will never, ever taste this sweet nectar straight from my lips, but here in this glass, you'll get to see what you're missing. But a cocktail needs to be mixed, doesn't it? That's why I brought home this cum-filled condom. Let's mix it all together for you. I want to see you gulp down every last drop of this down...