All you wedgie freaks are so obsessed with the thought of hot girls like me shredding your underwear and verbally degrading you in the process, but sometimes it’s hard to even get those hot girls to hate on you. So that’s why you’re going to bully your own asscrack for me while I mock you, laugh at you, and demand that you make yourself hurt for me! When you’re all done I want you to stick your dumb ugly head into the toilet and give it a nice big flush, that’s right, finish yourself off with a sick and twisted swirly! Get to it wedgie bitch, annihilate those dorky underwear and make your taint burn for me!