Welcome to the Weight Gain Clinic, where our mission is to transform you into the fattest version of yourself. Here, we specialize in enveloping your body in an ever-thickening layer of luxurious lard, so you too can boast a gloriously big, fat gut just like mine. Imagine being irresistibly squishy and soft, your body adorned with cellulite, becoming huge and heavy. Picture your most prized possession disappearing under a thick pad of fat. Embrace the hedonism and let us guide you on your journey to a new, corpulent you.