You're a sorry excuse for a man with nothing going on in your life. You desperately need purpose and I am going to give it to you: you're going to be my human toilet! I know you're thinking that you just can't do it. Toilet slavery is too extreme for you! Think again, loser. You're pathetic and inferior. You'll never be a real man so being my toilet is the greatest achievement you could ever have. Push past your apprehension and understand that the day you become my toilet will be the greatest day of your life. Open wide, ugly!