You might be asking yourself, "How am I a virgin when I've had sex before?" There’s a simple answer to that. It’s been so fucking long that it doesn’t even count anymore! Get real, you’ve been rotting away behind your computer screen jerking off to porn for so long already. It’s better that you become a born again virgin instead of admitting that you chose porn over fucking women. As a newly renowned virgin, the only sex you’ll be having is with your hand. Those past memories will no longer be present in your mind. You are a virgin and will continue to live your life by stroking. Not fucking women! It’s not like that was going to happen at your age anyway.
