Change of plans! Our lead just quit in the middle of the damn show! So you’re no longer going to be playing Romeo, so we’re going to need to shuffle you around to a different production. In fact, we need you to jump into some stupid “Dolls in Wonderland” show.. and we ARE going to need you to play one of the dolls. If you want to make it in show business you need to learn how to improvise. So you can be a doll now, or you can NEVER make it in show business. Your choice, so what will it be? Ha! Good choice! Let’s pick out a dolly dress for you and a nice pair of dolly shoes. Aww you are precious, SO CUTE! … you know what, why don’t you find me after the show, you like being pretty don’t you? I’ve got an idea or two for you so.. yeah.. find me after the show cutie pie!