Thank you for meeting me in this room. I asked you in here for one specific reason, and I can assure you it's not the reason you think. I was having such a great time at our friend's house party until you, a stranger, had the audacity to pinch my ass over and over. After asking around, I find out you are a serial ass pincher. I don't know if your mama taught you respect and manners or if you decided to disregard those teachings. No matter, I have no trouble swiftly teaching you respect for women's bodies. I think an old fashioned spanking will suffice. You, and your bruised ass, definitely won't forget this encounter.
