I know I know you're mad at me again. I know I said that after we got married that I would stop cheating on you. I meant it when I said it. I really did.
The thing is you said you were going to get better at sex. You still haven't done that. You have, if anything, got a bit worse. I didn't think that was possible, but you did it.
What do I mean? You said you learn all sorts of new positions and tricks to make up for your little penis and you haven't done that. Why do you keep saying it's not that small? Just because you keep saying it's average it doesn't make it true.
You have a small dick. It's ok, lots of guys do. Not all dicks can be huge. But when you have a small dick you have to overcompensate for it, or a girl has no choice but to find satisfaction somewhere else. You have not introduced one new thing into our sex life since we got married. Not one new position, not one new toy, nothing.
Why is that your job? Because you're the one who sucks at sex and has a tiny little dick that's why. Look I don't want to fight about this again. I fuck studs with big cocks and that's just how it's going to be. You can either learn to love it and accept that or you can try to find another woman who would marry that tiny thing.
Do you want this ring back? I'll take it off and give it back to you right now. No? I didn't think so. God, you're so weak and you wonder why I cheat on you with real men. Yes, I said it, I fuck real men because my husband isn't one.
Look at your little dick getting hard in your pants. No other woman would probably notice, it's so tiny, but I know what to look for. Go on and pull that little guy out. Let's give him some attention.
Jerk that little guy for me. What? No, I'm not going to blow you. It's not like it's your birthday, I just cheated on you and that's nothing new or special. Stroke that little guy with those two fingers. It's so sad that that is all it takes to work it.
Do you want me to tell you all about what we did together? This whole thing seems to have got you so worked up. Well, first he kissed me and then, like a man who takes what he wants, he put his hands on my ass and.....Jesus! Did you cum already? Really?
You see that's what I mean. You can't even jerk off right. Add premature ejaculation to the long list of reasons that I need to fuck other guys. Just go clean yourself up and make me some tea. I'm tired. I'm going out again tomorrow night and I think it's pretty obvious what I'll be doing