You already know what you're here for! Smelling my stinky farts! I ate all of my favorite foods to make me super gassy! I'm on this new veggie diet and oh my God my farts reek so bad!  This is the smelliest they have ever been and they just keep coming out of me! I can't even hold them in!  I can't even help it! Seriously are you complaining already?! You really think that smells bad?! Do you know what I do to people who complain that my farts stink too bad ... I make them eat them instead! Now open your mouth I want to fart down your throat! I want to hear my fart echoing inside your mouth! I'll even pinch your nose shut and so you're made to do nothing except huff and eat my stinky ass! Maybe I'll even use your tongue as toilet paper afterward!