Oh good, come into my office, I was hoping to talk to you! No, you're not in any trouble, but a female member of staff has been talking about how much she'd love to pour Miracle Whip down your pants! Totally unacceptable! So I've scheduled her punishment for tomorrow, where she'll find out what it's like to have jars of Miracle Whip poured into HER underwear, instead! Let me tell you all about it...