You’ve been sitting in the corner. I just had some eggs and a milkshake for breakfast. I had to fart really bad so I went to the corner and I started to blast off your face. You always told me how you wanted to be my Fart Slave. Now this is your chance to experience it. I’m going to blast off your face nonstop for five minutes because that’s how bloated I am. I hope you can handle all the stench.