Oh gosh, you know I won't be having sex with you... right? Your dick is... nonexistent? I don't want to hurt your feelings really, but let's be honest. It's really sad.
Sure, I'm slutty. However, I'm very particular about the cock that I will fuck. I suppose you should see the kind of cock I like to fuck, so you get the visual here. This big guy is my favorite! He's the perfect size. You know, little too big... but fills me up. Ya know? That's the perfect kind.
I think it's only fair to allow you jerk off over this, considering you had your hopes up. This is the best you'll get, silly