You already know that your money is useless to you. I mean what good is it, if it’s not being used to pay me? It’s not like you need it to go on dates, buy condoms, or gym memberships or anything. You really have no purpose for money except for the basic necessities—and of course me. I AM your social life. I AM the closest you will ever get to female attention, and I’m fucking hot too, hotter than anything you could ever get. I deserve it! I deserve all of your funds considering how much pleasure and satisfaction I provide you. A man like you is good for one thing, and one thing only. Pleasing me… financially!