Daddy and I made cookies and left out milk for the REAL Santa on Christmas Eve. Kitten hears a sound and wakes up quickly out of bed!
"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!!!" She shakes Jaxton to wake him up and then they hear the sound again. Daddy grabs his bat and goes to investigate.
What happens next is all in the note we left! "If you are not the REAL Santa, we are going to hit you with a bat and brutalize your asshole