Judge Brynn presiding, this is the case of Masturbation Addict v. Government of Brynn. This is no normal court case, as I will be explaining to the jurors myself the options for this sad case. On one hand, we have a depraved jerk junkie with no self control. On the other, a pathetic porn addict who needs help. We'll be going over the pros and cons of the different options, including mine: rehabilitation. If we sentence this man to 100 days (or more) of chastity, he can be trained to be a productive member of society, but that decision lies with you, jurors.