So you called me over to talk, so talk. I don't have a lot of time I have to get back to work. Wait it's a sex thing? I don't know if I'm the one you should be talking to about this. I mean we've been friends for awhile now but don't you have a guy friend you would rather talk to? No. Ok well then say what you have to say. You can only get off if a girl is humiliating you? But you can't find a girl who’s into it? That's really fucked up. I honestly don't know why you would ever admit that to a girl and expect her to get turned on. You're not that type of guy who gets to demand kinky things from girls. We're friends and everything but you're kind of a loser. You're not attractive, you barely make your rent every month and the one girl you've had sex with, in that last five years, told everyone what a small penis you have. I can see now why you can't ever get laid or keep a girlfriend. You're just gross. Why are you crossing your legs? Oh wow, you weren't kidding. Being told how pathetic and useless you are, really turns you on. I mean it's not much of a hard-on, I can see that girl was telling the truth about your little member, but you are getting hard. Well, I have a confession of my own to make. I've been thinking about becoming a dominatrix. I understand it pays well and I have a very cruel streak that I want to start using more. Being mean to losers has started to become a turn on for me. So you will be my practice bitch. BUT, you will not bother any other woman with your pathetic request. No woman should ever have to listen to a pathetic, tiny dicked, loser like you ask for kinky sex. It's actually traumatic for most women when someone as gross as you asks for the kind of things that you want. So you don't offend any other women with your disgusting requests and I'll stop by and practice being an evil bitch on you. Deal? I thought so you pathetic excuse for a human being. Now pull out your tiny little dick and start jerking it, while I humiliate you the entire time. You will not cum until I give you permission if you do I'll kick you right in the balls. And when I let you cum you will catch it and eat it. Your disgusting cum shouldn't be out in the world at all. It belongs sliding down your loser throat