Some foods give me loud, stinky gas. Do you want to see what I eat to produce the loudest, smelliest farts you're going to love? I start my morning with a plateful of blueberries which really does a number on my bowels. Watch what I eat throughout the day. It's a combination of fruits, veggies, and even cauliflower pizza. I all comes out at the end of the day! All these big, loud natural farts and the big natural stink that comes with them :o I get on the floor later that day and while arching my back, I start pushing. You see my butthole wants to open but it's stuck in there! Guess I'm constipated :( I wipe and sniff the toilet paper right close to my nose so I can give you a good description.