Dirty ass men ar literally too dirty on their asses. I'm so over the "not wiping because it's gay" crowd. You've dirtied so many underwear from your little fudge stripe butt cheeks I've hidden them for this disgusting task. You'll be choosing between everyone knowing what an unclean crack you have and never being datable, or sniffing each oair in a nasty pile. Some are older and some are newer, but in order to wash them to wear them next, your nose will be pressed like a pet into their mess. Your crusty crack has finally brought you to this demise and once I have your nose and mouth up against those "racing stripe" lines, I'm sure you'll change your ways forevermore.
