In my opinion, boys need strict discipline in order to keep them on the straight and narrow. You need a system of harsh punishments and small rewards. You have been a very bad boy and it's time for you to meet the consequences of your actions. This is my punishment paddle. With this large, beautiful, wooden paddle I will reduce you to a pile of sorry, whimpering man flesh. This is the consequences for your actions. You will cry. You will beg for mercy, and you will learn to never, ever disappoint me...